As a relative newbie I had a lot of laughs reading this old thread. Here are a couple that I didn't see:

(from the east coast only) Oh Oh OH, it's Bonomo's --- CANdeeee. (The Os in Bonomos would all leap up with little girly eyes and eyelashes.)

Mr Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Mr. Clean will clean your whole house And everything that's in it Mr Clean, Mr Clean, Mr. Clean...

You get a lot to LIKE with a Marlboro, filter, flavor, flip-top box (or, alternatively) filter, flavor, pack or box.