Never one to take kindly to authority, especially big ugly members of the club, Link moved fast. That was one of the reasons he had gained the nickname "Missing". He was not sure what a tranquillator did, but he was sure certain that as long as tautology was using two words that meant the same thing he wouldn't like it.
As the two bulks escorted Harmony to the exit, he slid silently past them to wait in the corridor outside. As they emerged, he blasted each of them in the face with a slug of banana fudge sauce, grabbed Harmony by the first appendage he could reach and the two slid down the nearest corridor.
The two FBOI operatives stood in shock. Nobody had ever questioned their authority and right to be downright nasty. They did not know how to handle the humiliation of a face full of fudge, and swiftly beat a retreat to their Nortons.