5'8", 11 stone (that's 154lbs to you lot over there), moustache, glasses (and reading glasses now, sadly), all my own teeth, all my own hair - which is still an attractive shade of medium mousey (thanks to my grandmother for the genes!), except for a teeny-weeny touch of grey at the sides (you should see my kid brother - 39 and white as a sheet!), 36" waist and 34" inside leg ... how much more do you want?

Steve