This is of course not my first shot at this one. I also wrote of poor mike in one of those combo challenges. But Of course, such a positive roll model deserves a song of his own.

I Can Get On Without My Head

B.J. Chicken

I Can Get On Without My Head
I'm not like an-y other Ro-ad I-land red
I'm not scared a bit
I Can Get On Without My Head, I'm not sqwakin'

So I just did me some talkin' to old Lloyd
And I said what he did it wasn't great
Decapitate
Those raindrops are fallin' down my throat, they keep fallin'

But I'm on TV Now
The Guiness folks came to greet me and to feed me
But why'd the farmer have to go de- beak me

My neck ain't the same without a head
But I have avoided the day I came to dread
Fryin's not for me
Cause, Olsen is gonna do OK by displayin'
Not for free
He'll be chargin' a fee

It won't be long till Letterman he stupid pets me
I do alright without a head
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't want a hen in bed
Sex is not for me
But I'm never gonna grow a brain by complainin'
To have Chickee
You know I gotta see me

Big finish with trumpets!!!!!!!