Gareth, it was USN and USMC. And I didn't understand your last sentence at all! Are we speaking the same language? *Grin*

It occurred to me that there are pplenty of joke songs out there. Mark mentioned Matt McGuinn's song and that reminded me of the song about the woman selling her husband's corvette and then there is I'd Like To Have A Mistress.

Maybe that topic deserves a thread of its own...