The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #20624   Message #536824
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
28-Aug-01 - 01:58 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 24
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
Easter Bunny Fight (Roller Derby Queen)

I'm gonna tell you a story It's lots o' fun
About a little pugilistic, Easter bun - ny
Fightin with a girl and she was lookin pretty mean
Takin a break she took off her mask
When the helper went and pushed down, on her ass
She tripped on her head and fell down on her rear

The day that I got turned on by an easter bunny fight
"nother round Go 'nother round
The cutest little melee throw, that girl another right
In the Galleria

She was five foot two One O Five
But she'd take any other bunny alive
She knew how to scratch 'em she
knew how to punch and kick

And the security at the mall all said
She looked real cute in her rabbit head
The kids call her bunny
But it all seems kinda sick

The day she got fired for an Easter Bunny Fight
'Nother round Go 'nother round
We all found it cute, but something here just ain't right
In the Galleria
'Nother round Go 'nother round
'Nother round Go 'nother round

Well there's no way I could fall in love
But this rabbit didn't need any boxing gloves
She's a juvenile I'll so I can't let her into my life
She may be nasty she maybe be crass But she knocked that other bunny down on her ass
Shes cute and funny, my quick and cunning, featherweight bunny