A variation on Amos's last joke:

A man is out driving in the bush, speeding along late at night. Suddenly he hits something, jumps out of the car and checks it out.

He gets out his mobile phone, and in a big panic, calls his best mate.

"Hey, mate! I've just killed a pig. What am I going to do with it?"

His mate says: "That's great! Gut it and tie it to the car bonnet and we'll have a barbecue."

So his mate hangs up, goes and does it and then gets back on the phone.

"Okay, I've done that, but what am I going to do with the motorcycle?"