The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2115   Message #537179
Posted By: Matthew B.
28-Aug-01 - 10:48 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: the 10 constipated men in the bible
Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
Here are the ones I like to use (we like making up new ones)

Adam - he soiled the garden
Cain - he wasn't Able
David - he threw a stone
Balaam - he couldn't move his ass
Noah - he filled the ark (and passed water for 40 days)
Moses - he took the tablets
Samson - he blew the house down
Solomon - he sat for forty years