These two old men are sitting by a park bench, one a gray-haired Formosan, the other a tired Jewish gentleman of some eightfive years.

After a while the Jewish gentleman gets up and slaps the othe rman in the face.

Outraged, the Formosan demands "Wot was that foh?"

"Pearl Harbor", says the other man.

"HEY!! I not Japanese, I Chinese!" says the Formosan.

"Japanese, Chinese, all the same to me!" says the grumpy Jewish gentleman, and sits back down.

After a while the Chinese gent gets up and slaps the other man in the face. The Jewish gent immediately demands to know why.

"For sink Titanic!!", replies the Formosan.

"The TITANIC??" yells his companion. "That was a damn Iceberg!!"

"Iceberg, Greenberg, Goldberg, alla same ME!!"