To the tune of "Six Pack To Go" as performed by Hank Thompson.

BACKGROUND AUDIO
Hey Mr Bartender, don't you be so slow
I got time for one more round and some background audio
When it's time to quit
I'll be in deep shit
I ain't gonna worry though
Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio

I've called my baby twenty times, with different background sounds
She don't know that I've been out, painting up the town
When I get home
She'll break my bones
I ain't gonna worry though
Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio

Please Mr Bartender, play some background noise
I don't want my wife to know I'm drinking with the boys
D-I-V
O-R-C-E
Whenever I get home
Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio

I got myself a late night pass, thanks to special 'ffects
But when the truth emerges, I'm gonna be her ex!
I'll turn the key
She'll pounce on me
I ain't gonna worry though
Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio