Two Newfoundlanders were out for a walk one evening with their dogs. They were passing through town when they noticed that there was a dance in progress in one of the local establishments.

They both decided that they would like to go to the dance but realized they wouldn't be able to get in with their dogs. Just then, one of the buddies got a bright idea. "Watch me! Just do exactly what I do and I'll guarantee they will let you in!", whereupon he slipped a leash on his dog and donned a pair of sunglasses and approached the fellow who was minding the door.

The man at the door said "Hey, you can't go in there with that dog!"

"But this is my guide dog!" the Newfie protested, "Why without him, I'd be crashing into the tables, falling over the drums and bumping into people, I need him!"

The bouncer looked at the dog and said, "Well, I've never seen a doberman used as a guide dog before, but I guess its OK," and reluctantly allowed the fellow into the dance.

His friend across the street watched and after his buddy had gone in the door, he put on his sunglasses and a leash on his dog and approached the man at the door.

"Just a minute, buddy, you can't be going in there with that dog!" the doorman protested.

"But this is my guide dog!" the fellow cried. "I have to take him in there! Without him I'd be crashing into the tables, falling over the drums and bumping into people, I need him!"

"Well I can understand how they might be able to train dobermans as guide dogs, buddy, but, retorted the bouncer, you are never going to convince me that your chihuahua is a guide dog!"

The Newfie looked stunned, "Chihuahua!!! Chihuahua? They gave me a CHIHUAHUA????"