Three nuns were standing around talking and one says "My goodness! I was cleaning Fathers room this morning and I found porno magazines".

The second nuns asks "So, What did you do??". "Well, I threw them in the trash, of course".

NEXT DAY:

The same three nuns were standing around talking and the second nun says "Oh dear!! I found profilactics cleaning Fathers room this morning.".

First nun says 'So, what did you do??". "I stuck a pin in each one".

The third nun fainted!

L.A.