Then there was this Rabbi and The Catholic Father sitting next to each other on the Airplane, and they got talking, and discussing thier religions.

"Well", says the father, " Have you never eaten bacon ?".

"Just the onece, Just the onece", says the Rabbi, "and have you ever had Sex ?".

"Just the onece, Just the onece", says the priest.

"Better than Pork, isn't it", said the Rabbi.

Gareth