Amos, Different Jokes, Same punchline.

Inchworm crawls the lenth of a leaf, ladybug asks him....

Measuring tape string crawls into a chapel and wriggles all the way up to the altar and crys.....

Woman walks up to a man in a bar and asks.....

One Chinese lady asks another one what is your boyfriend's name?...

I'll bet you can tell I made these up!