To be sung to the tune of SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN...

Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks.

She'll be appearing Friday night at Polytech,
And it only costs 10 bucks, it's worth the trek,
And you can go for free,
With a Polytech I.D.,
You cannot beat that deal, so what the heck!

If you're wondering exactly where and when,
It's September 14th at 8 P.M.,
From the Commons you must enter,
The Wunsch Hall Student Center,
Go up one flight of stairs, we'll see you then.

If you're a Pinewoods member you're in luck,
You only pay 9 clams, you save a buck,
Yes, a dollar you will save,
While for Debra you will rave,
So please don't miss this show, don't be a shmuck.

Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn,
Deb is coming down to Brooklyn in two weeks.


© Stephen L. Suffet 2001