A theif jimmies the lock of the back door of a house and opens the door a crack. A voice says "Jesus is watching you." He gets scared and leaves. Two days later he tries again. He gets a few steps into the room when the voice says again, "Jesus is watching you." He quickly leaves.

The theif decides to try one more time. This time, absolutely sure that no one is home, he turns on the lights. A parrot on a perch in the corner of the room says, "Jesus is watching you." The theif starts to laugh, but hears a low growl behind him. He turns to see a large pitbull eyeing him. The parrot says "Sick'em, Jesus!"