It's OK, CarolC — you're probably a pretty good human being, despite your affinity for Due South.
Seriously, I just can't be bothered with a show that is just a parody of itself. I've never found much in that kind of humor. Murder, She Wrote is about on a par in terms of quality. Very stilted acting, silly plot lines and every line a groaner.
Oh well, to each his own. You can watch DS again when it's my turn, OK?