Cleigh,

It is time you left that inconsiderate swine! Be assured, we have a mantel waiting for you at the WSSBA, and all dusted off. You are more than welcome here. We also have a crash test dummy that looks a lot like Spaw propped up in the corner, and you can punch it out any old time in order to relieve those pent-up feelings! There's a little Japanese guy in a business suit beating the hell out of it at this very moment.

HI-YAHHH! AAAAEEE-YAHH! Hmmm...nice form, Yairi-san!

- LH