Then there was this missionary, in Darkest Africa, trying to convert the Ungodley.

He had taken years to convince the tribes as to how they should fear God and respect the elderly.

One day his home chapel in South Wales decided to ask him what it was that he needed to spread the Word. And after many months a reply came back " A bicycle - it would make life so more efficient"

So a collection was held and and a bicycle paid for and sent to the mission station.

The Missionary was very pleased with his new bike, and cycled into the bush to reach his most far away tribe of canibals.

As he reached the village, a messenger ran to the cannibal chief. "Ah Chief, you remember how Missionary Jones kept telling us how the Welsh looked after the elderly ?".
"Yes ?".
" Well thier starting to deliver Meals on Wheels to us to !".

Gareth

For the benefit of the Cousins "Meals on Wheels" is the generetic term for Social Services delivering cooked meals to the elderly or infirm at home,