HMMMM...it just occurred to me that Spaw does not have a gnome. What statuary collection is complete without a gnome?
"Domestications" just sent me a sale catalogue with several offerings including a resin bench held up by two of the little darlings. If Spaw had this, he could sit Cleigh and Artie out in the garden to watch Little Pissant piss...maybe on another gnome - the sitting or squatting one. Your choice, Pat.
You have been more than a little ornery lately. This could be just the thing to cheer you up.