(S)HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

Well you're a real Dungmeister with a long winning streak
Competing in a sport where you act like a freak
Well you're pretty good and I can see how you do it
Put the dung in your mouth and try not to chew it

But don't you
Hit me with your best shot (Oh don't you)
Hit me with your best shot (cause if you)
Hit me with your best shot I'll go away

You use turds from a kudu, but it in your mouth
Lubricate your gullet with Guiness Stout
Reel way back and spit so hard
you expectorate that feces more than thirty yards

But don't you
Hit me with your best shot (Oh don't you)
Spit me with your best clot (cause if you)
Shit me in the best spot ... I'll go away

You were a real dungmeister with a long history
In winning this here contest of insanity
But if I put a turd in my lipstick place
You better show the prize money to my face

Or I'll
Hit you with my best shot (Oh yeah)
Spit you with my best clot (You bet I'll)
Shit you in the rest spot .... I'll fire away