In the immortal (immoral?) words of Les Barker:Waving handkerchieves
Waving handkerchieves
Bid fat men with bells on
Waving handkerchieves(to the tune of 'Bringing in the Sheaves') Morris dancing is crap! It must be, or I, and thousands of others, wouldn't waste a lot of our spare time doing it...
It's a means to an end - the end being some serious drinking!!
As to dances where you grab hold of women - ours is a mixed side (heh, heh!).
Why do we wear bells? To annoy the blind as well as the deaf...
And we all know why we aren't circumcised...