I think the "everything but Morris Dancing & incest" quote is actually Thomas Beecham, not Wilde.

Sorry to come to this thread so late: some joker has wiped out 20% of Chesterfield's phones by pouring petrol into a junction-box & setting it alight.

Speaking as one who once did, I think the Morris is best enjoyed by doing, not by watching. I had a friend who used to say "I do it because it makes me feel like a man."

A belated welcome to French Guest above: I second MaryMac - join up soon; it's all gain, no spam. Come and be a French Guest again this Christmas (hope it's the right French Guest).