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Thread #32340   Message #541283
Posted By: Callie
04-Sep-01 - 12:53 AM
Thread Name: any new mondegreens?
Subject: RE: any new mondegreens?
This one comes via a work colleague:

he always misheard "two faces have I" as "do faces have eyes?" (to which the answer is, obviously, YES! TWO!)

There was a previous Mudcat thread on this where someone heard "My Son's A Prawn" instead of "Mason's Apron" - that one has stayed with me!