TWA HEIDS

Och weel dae I mind in the days o' lang syne,
When I wis a laddie sae wee,
If ever I'd gand tae dae onything wrang
Ma mither wid lecture tae me,
She'd say tae me, "Bairn stay awa' frae the wimmin,
Or ye'll rue it the day ye begin."
So I never thocht twice aboot tak'n advice
For twa heids are better than yin!

Translated:
Oh well do I remember in days long ago
When I was a little lad,
If I ever tried to do anything wrong,
My mother would lecture to me,
She'd say to me, "Child stay away from the women
Or you'll regret it the day you begin."
So I never thought twice about taking advice
For two heads are better than one!