Say, listen, since this thing started about asking Joe and all, I gotta' few questions I'd like to ask the boy:

1-If you built a lighthouse in the desert, would it keep the camels from running into the dunes?

2-Is it true you used to think "a capella" meant "after a cup of coffee?"

3-Have you tried Rogaine yet or are you going to go the "weave" route?

Just wonderin'...........

Spaw