Listen guys, I'm tellin' you the dude is about to be a chrome dome! Now this is some serious shit!!!! Y'all need to be givin' him some help on this stuff!

Joe, just how big is the bald spot now? Until you do something about it, you might try some 8" elevator shoes and stand up real straight so as nobody'd notice..........

Spaw

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I'm a natural, folkie kinda guy, Spaw. No weaves or Rogaine for me, buddy. I have to protect my ever-increasing bald spot from the sun, so I cover it with an Irish tweed hat that my ex-wife thinks is hideous. My future wife likes it just fine.
Now you know. If you go to the Getaway (as promised), then you'll see it for yourself. If you think it's hideous, well...
-Joe Offer-