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Thread #28642 Message #542358
Posted By: Aidan Crossey
05-Sep-01 - 08:51 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 46
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 46
Thought initially that I might parody "Why Not Take All Of Me?" or "Take Another Little Piece Of My Heart". Instead settled on this parody of Daddy's Taking Us To The Zoo instead!
Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow
Zoo tomorrow zoo tomorrow
Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow
We can stay all day
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you
You can come too, too, too
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
On the way he starts a-twitchin'
Squirming in the seat like his pants are itchin'
I don't say nothin' case it sounds like bitchin'
But he doesn't look OK
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you
You can come too, too, too
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
When we arrive, his mouth is foamin'
Got no mind for gentle roamin'
On the lions he is homin'
I hope he'll be OK
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you
You can come too, too, too
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
When we reach the lion cages
Daddy starts to act rampageous
Rants and roars and raves and rages
Then kneels down to pray
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you
You can come too, too, too
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
The lions thought him rather tasty
Mom rolled her eyes and called him hasty
Let's hope he's gone to a better place-ty
We'll meet again some day
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you
You can come too, too, too
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo