AT THE HOTEL EL MALLORCA
(sung to Will the circle be unbroken)

I took my friends & family
On vacation holiday
But I could not
Believe my eyes
At the place we had to stay.

(CHORUS)
At the hotel El Mallorca
Where conditions make you cry
There's a better hotel waiting
At the sty lord
The pig sty.

There were roaches
On the bedsheets
There were condoms
In the pool
And for all the
Money I spent
I felt like a big fool.

(CHORUS)

And the food there
At Mallorca
Was the worst I'd
Ever ate
And the walls were
Thin as paper
I heard my neighbors fornicate.

(CHORUS)

Now the guests all
Got together
And they said
"We've had enough"
So they tracked down
The manager
To protest conditions rough.

(CHORUS)

Now they followed
Close behind him
Then he ran
And tried to flee
And they scared him
So severely
That he's still in therapy.

(CH)
At the hotel El Mallorca
Where conditions make you cry
There's a better hotel waiting
At the sty lord
The pig sty.

DB.