Thanks so much for your efforts at saving us from ourselves and molding the forum into your own image. Yes, without you, we are going to hell in a handbasket, so we are all deeply in your debt for pointing out our fallacies and foibles. I hold your perfection as an almost unattainable goal that I shall strive for daily in the hopes that I too can one day piss and moan with compassion for all.

My dear troll, which creates your own heaven,
Hallowed be you unnamed Guest.
Thy trolling comes and your will is done
At Mudcat as it is at rec.folk.
Give us this day your bullshit opinions
And forgive us our crapping on you
As we forgive those who crap upon us.
Lead us not into rational discussion
But keep throwing out those troll lines
For you are an asshole, a cocksucker, and a pissant.
........Amen.

Spaw