In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree (Parody)In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree,
Where my mother came looking for me,
With a handful of switches,
She took down my britches
And, oh, how she gave it to me!Well, I don't quite remember my sin,
But I'm sure that I did it again.
The outcome of which is
Mama cut lots of switches
In The Shade Of That Old Apple Tree!
(I heard the first half somewhere and made up the last half, because I only heard the first half.)
Sonja