Hi Jon,

Now if your strings are a little rusty, you can have some real fun by rubbing a little Fast Fret on them and running a hanky up and down them fairly vigourously. The resulting cacophony can clear a room in seconds (e.g. when you're a couple of hours over "time" and you want to assist the landlord who by then really is in fear of losing his licence (dare I say even PEL according to which municipal jurisdiction you come under!), is great for silencing the drunken "eejit" (see official Mudcat definition provided by Noreen) and will even have melodeon players fleeing for their lives!

Best regards

mooman