To whom it may concern despite what you have heard i am alive and well and living at shoulder of mutton public house in castleford west yorkshire it will be my 55th birthday on the 6th of october there will be a gathering at the shoulder of mutton of various musicians anyone wishing to attend please contact me at the shoulder of mutton methley road castleford i would once again like to stress that i am not dead as previously stated i am quite alive and looking forward to my birthday thrash.
from the grave
Nick Strutt