Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
He sang this song forevermore,hallelu.u.jah
He thought his paddle boat was really neat, hallelujaah
Pushed the pedals from a bicycle seat,hallelu.u.jah
Michael reached for a little snack,hallelujah
Took an orange from his lunch sack,hallelu.u.jah
But the bag was full of fleas,hallelujah
And he prayed to the Lord "Oh Please",hallelu.u.jah
"Kill this biting,scratchy horde," hallelujah
"How have I displeased you Lord," hallelu.u.jah
The Lord spoke,"You've done nothing wrong," hallelujah
"I just can't stand this freaking song," hallelu.u.jah
Michael's boat's on the ocean floor,hallelujah
We don't have to sing this song NO MORE,hallelu.u.jah!
or to "Irish Washerwoman"....
My dental dam's shaped like a bicycle seat,
And it tastes like an orange which I find really neat
It protects me against AIDS and most STD's,
But I only wish it would kill off the fleas.
Sorry...But thought I'd pay tribute to 2 other threads currently running.....catspaw