Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
He sang this song forevermore,hallelu.u.jah

He thought his paddle boat was really neat, hallelujaah
Pushed the pedals from a bicycle seat,hallelu.u.jah

Michael reached for a little snack,hallelujah
Took an orange from his lunch sack,hallelu.u.jah

But the bag was full of fleas,hallelujah
And he prayed to the Lord "Oh Please",hallelu.u.jah

"Kill this biting,scratchy horde," hallelujah
"How have I displeased you Lord," hallelu.u.jah

The Lord spoke,"You've done nothing wrong," hallelujah
"I just can't stand this freaking song," hallelu.u.jah

Michael's boat's on the ocean floor,hallelujah
We don't have to sing this song NO MORE,hallelu.u.jah!

or to "Irish Washerwoman"....

My dental dam's shaped like a bicycle seat,
And it tastes like an orange which I find really neat
It protects me against AIDS and most STD's,
But I only wish it would kill off the fleas.

Sorry...But thought I'd pay tribute to 2 other threads currently running.....catspaw