Bush just has a bad habit of "Adverbalizing" certain adjectives... And he's quite fantastical at it, if you ask me.

Anyone ever see "In Living Color" when Damon Wayans played Oswald Bates, the prisoner who read everything he could while locked up, but couldn't understand a single word of it? Everything ended up sounding like a Jesse Jackson speech intertwined with a butchered science class filmstrip. That's what I'm afraid Bush is headed towards...

"Please allow me to objectify to the method of rectumciliaton of differences brought forth by those Congressmen whose constipation for my policies has brought forth nothing but gridirons since the day I took orifice"...

Somebody get this guy's brain a spellcheck, a grammar check, anything! please!