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Thread #8550   Message #54468
Posted By: Frank McGrath
16-Jan-99 - 08:27 PM
Thread Name: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
Mick Lane - the more luck to you - you'll need it if you sing that song. I once almost closed a pub after one very moving rendition - not an easy thing to do in Ireland.
And you will owe me -
you will owe me an account of how badly the ditty was received. Bit don't even think of caling me for your bail money.

Dental Dams
Now there's a curious thing. And I thought tooth brushes were the last word in dental hygiene. There is no doubt that the Mudcat is an all encompassing university of knowledge. Dick Greenhaus - How many more years must I serve here before getting my degree?
Yes I can see my certificate now in my minds eye
Frank McGrath, Bachelor o' Farts