To the tune of "Ashokan Farewell"
My bicycle seat has ruined my prostate
A flea seems to have bitten me square on the ass
The orange that I snacked on may have been rotten
And it's given me a god-awful case of bad gas.
This thread's driving me crazy
A flea and an orange
And a bicycle seat
If I don't stop now
Karen's going to kill me
And they'll carry me out, covered o'er with a sheet.
I am O/C and this type thing drives me nuts. There's always another one lurking somewhere...catspaw