The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #8671   Message #54483
Posted By: catspaw49
16-Jan-99 - 09:22 PM
Thread Name: A challenge:a flea,an orange,a bicycle seat
Subject: RE: A challenge:a flea,an orange,a bicycle seat
To the tune of "Ashokan Farewell"

My bicycle seat has ruined my prostate
A flea seems to have bitten me square on the ass
The orange that I snacked on may have been rotten
And it's given me a god-awful case of bad gas.

I'm obcessive,compulsive,
This thread's driving me crazy
A flea and an orange
And a bicycle seat
If I don't stop now
Karen's going to kill me
And they'll carry me out, covered o'er with a sheet.

I am O/C and this type thing drives me nuts. There's always another one lurking somewhere...catspaw