Mix up some flour and brown sugar in about equal quantities.......Whip a few eggs in a bowl............Slice the metters about 3/8" thick.

Fry up about a pound of bacon......leave the grease in the pan, good and hot...........Soak the metters in the eggs and dredge 'em REAL GOOD through the bacon and brown sugar mix........Throw 'em in the fat and fry them on both sides while you eat the bacon. CANNOT BE BEAT!!!!

Cholesterol.........Out of Sight
Calories............Out of Sight
Fats................Out of Sight
Sugars..............Out of Sight
FLAVOR..............Out of This Fockin' World!!!!!!

I mean though, how often do you eat the things? It's worth it..............oh my Mama, is it ever worth it!!!

Spaw