Garrison Keillor wrote at least two more verses to this. Dad tries to do himself in by sticking his head in the oven, at the suggestion of one of the kids, but someone is baking cookies. He tries to use the car's exhaust, but that doesn't work for some reason. Finally, the family just tells him "you might as well just go on living, Dad -- others have done it before." Does anyone have these verses?Genie