So we dropped a lousy U from words like Color, Honor, flavor, etc. Big deal. Atte onne tyme, ther woz no standarde for spellynge in eithr countrye. Reede somme historye bokes that inclode reprintes of lettres writtenne by supposedlie literitte peopol.

I've heard plenty of British people speak, and there are darned few who speak what they call "the Queen's English."