We had to take this thing called the Kuder Interest Survey (or something like that) and it told me I should either be a ranch hand or an auto mechanic. It said I'd be better at those than 99% of girls and 91% of boys. Too bad auto repair didn't fit into my schedule. I'm cleaning up dog poop at a veterinarian's office right now--do you think that's close enough?

--Ely (another daughter who's bound to make a weird career choice)