Two old ladies waiting for a bus in the rain. One wants a cigarette and lights it beind her hand and puts a condom over it to keep it dry. "That's amazing," says the other woman. "What do you call that & where can I get one?" "You can buy 'em at the pharmacy."

The second woman goes right to the drug store and announces to the sales person that she wants some condoms! The salesperson is rather amazed at the age of the person wanting that item. He askes her, "What kind do you want?" The answer? "Just give me one that'll fit a Camel!"

Art (via an old friend in Texas who must be checking in here at Mudcat & notied our thread. Was sent by E-mail this morning.)