1. i sincerely apologize to all amphibians...
i respect the wee braw beasties and even swerve my lawnmower to miss toads, then pause to allow them to escape.

2. humor, most especially humor at the expense of the french, is always appropriate.

3. tasteless and inappropriate humor is also appropriate being, after all, a french invention.
as an example, i cite the works of camus and sartre.

thank you for your attention.