This is supposed to be a true story. A man was on trial for armed robbery. His lawyer doesn't know how to do his job, so the guy fired him and represented himself. And he's good at it, too. Until the store clerk gets up on stand. When the clerk identifies him as the man who robbed his store, he stands up and yells "that's a lie! I never saw him before in my life" Then, sitting down "Man, I should of killed you when I had the chance...I mean IF I had the chance, IF" He was convicted in 15 minutes.