The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38873   Message #549067
Posted By: catspaw49
13-Sep-01 - 02:53 PM
Thread Name: AMERICAN ATTACKS**SIX -about enough huh?
Subject: RE: AMERICAN ATTACKS**SIX -about enough huh?
Well gee.....I thank you all, but it was no big thing and as helpful to me probably more than anyone. but I do thank you.

Hmmmmmm............

Since I have your attention though, over on the Nostradamus thread, they have been talking about astrology, predictions, tarot reading and the like and King Brilliant suggested "Catspaw Scatology Cards" to be read in the "throne room" while attending to business. So I'm thinking since y'all are in such a good mood and all, I might as well try and make a buck.............

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Fly-By-Nite Industries announced today that decks of "Catspaw Scatology Cards" will be released within the next month. Each card has a likeness of someone in the Catspaw family and can also be used in emergencies as asswipes. The "King of Crap" card has Spaw in all of his radiant glory showing a scene from his past where he had his palm read. It took several washings and a good deal of turpentine to get the paint off. The "Prince of Fools" card has Cletus whiffing the asses of the Reg boys and the "Circle of Light" card has Paw flaring off a bog one. Only those making prepayment will be shipped these Limited Edition decks. Those interested should mail cash (NO CHECKS PLEASE) in the amount of $49.95 (US) plus $18.97 Shipping and Handling to:

Fly-By-Nite Industries
842 Ripshitz Trail
East Bumblast, Ohio 43107

As always, with Fly-By-Nite, your satisfaction is guaranteed. Simply return the unused portion of of our products, and we'll retun the unused portion of your money.

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Spaw