The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38890   Message #550490
Posted By: Jim Dixon
14-Sep-01 - 09:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: humour
Subject: RE: BS: humour
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very attractive blonde arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped off her clothes, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Mamma needs new clothes!"

A second later, she hollered, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down, hugged each of the dealers, gathered up all the money, grabbed her clothes, and left. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them said, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"