The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38890   Message #550640
Posted By: Troll
15-Sep-01 - 03:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: humour
Subject: RE: BS: humour
Useful phrases

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

And which dwarf are you?

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

This is a mean, cruel world and I want my nappy and medication right now!

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.