Dear Yank the Krank

PLEASE be careful!!! About posting REAL infromation about yourself. The web is full of "creepy people" that like to lurk in "friendly places." It has been so from the earliest of internet days. When an ID is "necessary" to access a "secure registration" site...always use one you have borrowed/liberated from someone such as yourself...and use only free mail accounts.

You and your wife Donna can be reached at 847-12## and live in a lovely apartment #2D at 36 Ch------Street, only two blocks from the Long Warf Mall, kittycorner across the street from a lovely French restaurant, that is a little too pricely for your retirement income and too "lacy-frilly" for your taste. IF (doubtful) your family does own any real-estate, it is in your wife's name and in Florida. Your credit cards are Visa and MC. You like to play sea-chantys and have performed publicly.

Your daughter Joyce KatzbXXX. ph # 427-14XX was once married, is coming on 50 years old. As a rebellious teenager she caused you anxiety and greif. She has multiple arrest records for civil disobience, the most recent in 1999 at the R.I. nuclear submarin launch. Today, you are VERY proud of her ackoplishments with Stone Soup.

There is much, much more SS#, work history, parent's names and date location of death.etc. but:

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.

Please be careful, the cyber world has its forms of terrorism. For a 73 y.o. congrats on "embrasing a modern technology."
Sincerely, Gargoyle