I couldn't find my glasses anywhere. I don't usually wear them in the house since I prety well know where everything is. After 15 minutes of futile searching, I went and got my spares.
As I put them on, I found my regular glasses; already on my face.
Of course you knew when this started where I'd find them.
Wish I had. I felt a proper fool. I'm glad there was no one home at the time.