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Thread #32340   Message #551268
Posted By: GUEST,Scorpio
16-Sep-01 - 12:32 AM
Thread Name: any new mondegreens?
Subject: RE: any new mondegreens?
Putting several kids' mondegreens of the Lord's Prayer together, I came up with:

The Lord Sprayer

Our Father Richard in Heaven,
Harold be Thy name.
Thy king done come, Thy will be dumb
On earth a kiss in Heaven.
Give us this day our jelly bread
And forgive us our dads as we forgive our dadders.
And lead a snot into Penn Station,
But deliver us some email,
For Thine is the King Dome and the power and the glory forever, Ah, men!